Bob Schieffer Does Have a Pulse, After All…

Benghazi has broken, you guys! Schieffer says it’s a story, and when Schieffer speaks you can hear the knees knocking in Luckenbach. Bob Schieffer? S-C-H… Geezer, CBS Sunday mornings…? Face the Nat… Yeah, that Bob Schieffer.

Schieffer via Big Journalism:

“Today, there is new information raising questions about whether there was a cover-up by the State Department to deflect criticism that it had ignored requests for more security for its people in Libya.” [Read]

By “new information” Bob means nobody had it besides Rush Limbaugh, Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity, Michelle Malkin, Matt Drudge, Breitbart, and a few others. For. Eight. Months.

Anyway, Bob’s decided someone maybe should look into this whole Benghazi mess and the State Department and Hillary Clint— Waitaminute! Nobody said anything about Hillar—uh, Secretary Clinton. Has anyone suggested Secretary Clinton is guilty of any wrongdoing? Huh? Huh? Huh? Fox News? So, see, no story there.

But CBS will investigate further… Stay tuned… Fifteen months… Not a day more… We’ll get to the bottom of this… we promise…

Mediaite:

Schieffer questioned why administration officials would run with a storyline (the attack grew out of a protest) when officials in Libya had completely different information about the situation immediately. Issa underlined that as being a central question, but noted that they haven’t been able to decipher a motivation behind the administration’s actions. [Read]

That’s Darrell Issa, Chair of the House Oversight Committee, who wouldn’t, yet, have any idea whatsoever why the Obama administration would want to cover up a major al Qaeda terrorist attack in the middle of an election, after the president told everybody al Qaeda was toast.

Of course Issa is doing his best to keep politics out of his investigation of a purely political strategy on the part of Barack Obama to cover up his ineptitude and pro-Islamic sympathies during the election. Because Republicans play fair or something.

Andrea Tantaros predicted on The Five last week that Benghazi would not be an issue with the media if Clinton runs, but if the Republicans can’t make headlines out of this the RNC deserves to have stake driven through its heart.

Boston Herald: ‘Obama is Not the Devil’

Thanks to Mark Perigard at the Boston Herald this morning for clearing that up. Well, the actual quote is: “History: The devil is not Obama!”

Anyway…

You’ve probably either seen all the flap this morning, or, if you follow Glenn Beck, caught it last night during the History Channel‘s runaway hit “The Bible.” The talk icon’s tweet went viral after he noticed the similarity between the “Devil” and Barack Obama.

This does beg questions, however: Like does Barry have another illegal relative in the country? Now Stop That!

In a press release, series executive producer Mark Burnett’s co-producer wife Robert Downey Jr.… er, Roma Downey — we get those two mixed up — said, “This is utter nonsense…” “Both Mark and I have nothing but respect and love our President, who is a fellow Christian.” But that actor will never work again. Just kidding.

So there’s no truth to the rumor that Barack keeps his AK-47 wrapped in a prayer rug under the Lincoln bed?

Okay, okay.

But, in this politically correct insane asylum better known as the United States, did not anyone on that production crew notice they were 1) casting a black man as Satan, and, 2) that he is a dead ringer for the commander in chief?

This is worse than putting that Reince Priebus impostor on Face the Nation yesterday to look like a complete buffoon. Wait. That really was Reince Priebus? Never mind.

h/t Drudge, Daily Mail