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Jobless Claims Fall Below 8 Percent—Boy, You Guys Really Don’t Want to Elect Romney Now

Wow! This is great news, just around the corner from Election Day. You skeptics, I know what you’re thinking. But it is strictly coincidence that Barack Obama needs these numbers more than Al Gore needs to turn himself over to Jenny Craig.

This has nothing whatsoever to do with the election. Whatsoever. At All. Period. So quit it, you racists. Repeat after me: Obama is not in trouble, Obama is not in…

Fox News:

In the homestretch of a presidential race where every minute shift in the economy can translate into potential votes, both campaigns took aim Friday at the Labor Department’s estimate that the jobless rate fell below 8 percent for the first time in nearly four years.

President Obama’s team touted the numbers as a sign the economy is improving. Mitt Romney, along with several economists, expressed deep skepticism about the report.
The data even elicited a conspiracy theory from former General Electric CEO Jack Welch, who tweeted: “Unbelievable jobs numbers…these Chicago guys will do anything…can’t debate so change numbers.”

We would like to take this opportunity to point out that voters should disregard new poll numbers showing Mitt Romney pulling ahead in swing states. They mean absolutely nothing. Romney has one good night and you guys… Sheesh!

Labor Department Disclaimer: Jobs information provided by the United States Department of Labor is intended to provide the public with general statistical guidelines only. While attempts are made to provide accurate, current and reliable information, we cannot guarantee that the information will be error free. Therefore, employees, officers and agencies of the DOL expressly deny and disclaim any express or implied warranty of the accuracy, reliability or timeliness of any information published (this is the Obama Labor Department) and shall not be held liable for any losses caused by reliance upon the accuracy, reliability or timeliness of such information. Se habla Español.


2 comments on “Jobless Claims Fall Below 8 Percent—Boy, You Guys Really Don’t Want to Elect Romney Now

  1. michael
    October 5, 2012

    why in the hello would you want to reelect obama? has he done anything at all to help economy. Heck for all the money he spent on the recovery this isnt progress

    • Chris K
      October 6, 2012

      This has been one of our worst recoveries. Because the fall was so extreme, there was a great opportunity for a sharp “V” recovery (see “Recovery Summer 2010”), especially with an easy Federal Reserve. During this part of the economic cycle, we should be experiencing solid job growth of 150K+. Obama is a failure, because he creates so much regulatory and tax uncertainty, as well as demonization of successful people. Obama is a Robin Hood politician, more fit for a third world country.

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