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See what you guys know. Barack Obama threw that dumb debate with Mitt Romney last Thursday. He really hasn’t made up his mind if he wants to be president or not.
Think about it. Barack is a worldly man. It took him 10 years to decide if he really wants to be American. What does he need with this silly job? The White House is drafty and Michelle wants to stay at the Hay-Adams all the time anyway. Barack is just easily bored. He’s sensitive.
There’s no doubt President Obama’s liberal supporters are worried by his lackluster performance in the Denver debate. “Everyone is in shock,” one show-business liberal told the Hollywood reporter. “No one can understand what happened.” The Obama faithful are offering the White House advice, talking points, pep talks — anything to improve the president’s performance when he next faces Mitt Romney at Hofstra University on October 16.
But for some liberal writers, the concern goes deeper. Perhaps Obama’s somewhat withdrawn demeanor at the debate was an indication that he doesn’t even want a second term as president.
On the morning after the debate, The Atlantic ran an analysis headlined, “Snippy Obama, Whose Heart’s Not In It.” Writer Garance Franke-Ruta suggested that Obama, as an unusually sensitive man, has been worn down by the presidency’s demands of conducting war in Afghanistan and dealing with crises like the murder of a U.S. ambassador and three other Americans in Libya. “His supporters keep wanting Obama to be who he was in 2008,” Franke-Ruta wrote. “But that’s not who he is anymore.” Obama’s old enthusiasm for the job is simply gone.
These silly political writers just don’t know what Barack Obama is about is all. And now even Saturday Night Live is making fun. These nutty American liberals just need to get away to Europe more often. Now, that new guy in France gets it.
See, even Bill Maher and Jon Stewart got it all wrong. Sure, Barack has been known to fire up a hooter now and then, but he was only fooling Thursday night with that lackadaisical performance.
You guys! Sheesh! Barack has moved on. What, are you guys so selfish you can’t think of anyone but yourselves? Barack H. Obama has e-v-o-l-v-e-d!!!
Disclaimer: Mornin Mojo is a conservative political satire blog that is always… well, sometimes… okay, almost never very funny. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead is entirely coincidental. Like Garance Franke-Ruta. Completely made up. Se habla español.