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While Bill Clinton is busy out there scoring on swooning campaign interns, and generally doing the other thing he does best, other than scoring on interns — BSing — Barack Obama and Joe Biden are working hard to set up Hillary for Libya.
‘Set up’ is a misnomer. Hillary Clinton is responsible — to the degree that any Democrat is ever responsible for anything — for the deaths of the U.S. ambassador to Libya and his staff. As is the Procrastinator-in-Chief and his VP, Georgie Jessel.
I know that will come as a shock to you Democrats — sort of like waking up one morning to learn that Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie (depending on one’s sexual orientation) is your father’s love child. Like there is no God!!! Providing that you are a Democrat who still actually believes in God and… Oh, never mind.
This is embarrassing for the MSM, who only learned there was an attack on the U.S. consulate in Libya at the same time as Joe Biden and Barack; two days ago, when Paul Ryan informed them. But Martha Raddatz’s calendar is clear now.
Okay, can we all agree not to use terms like ‘throw under the bus’, kick to the curb’, or ‘toss down the stairs’ here? Politician bus carnage is way up and stimulus-starved cities have cut street sweeping down to one day a month.
The question is, How will Bill and Hillary handle this little snafu? Does anyone honestly believe the Wizards of White Water won’t be clever enough to work it out?
Does anyone know where Bill was when the shot was fired into Obama’s Denver headquarters? Just kidding. We have it on pretty good authority that that was Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s hairdresser.
For Bill and Hillary this smacks of good-old Arkansas calculus; a trusty deputy takes the fall, or someone commits suicide.