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Did General David Petraeus lie to Congress while overseeing the Benghazi investigation? Then take off to Libya to personally interview witnesses on the ground, after the fact? (Updated)
Now the MSM thinks there might be a story here. Benghazi? Hey, we didn’t know it was about sex!
Where do we start? Well, the FBI searched Paula Broadwell’s home last night, while her father, apparently a Glenn Beck fan, was telling the media this whole thing is about something ‘entirely different.’
Paula Broadwell, a mother of two, is a graduate of West Point, University of Denver and Harvard, and is a doctoral candidate at King’s College London, a Lt. Col in the Army Reserve, and former Tufts University professor.
Hey, this whole thing could just be a cry for help. Type-A Personality Disorder.
Now General John R. Allen, head honcho in Afghanistan, has come under scrutiny for his relationship with FBI whistleblower Jill Kelley, who Fox News is now rolling in sexy slow motion. You cannot make this shtuff up!
PERTH, Australia — The FBI probe into the sex scandal that prompted CIA Director David Petraeus to resign has expanded to ensnare Gen. John R. Allen, the commander of U.S. and NATO troops in Afghanistan, the Pentagon announced early Tuesday.
According to a senior U.S. defense official, the FBI has uncovered between 20,000 and 30,000 pages of documents — most of them e-mails — that contain “potentially inappropriate” communication between Allen and Jill Kelley, the 37-year-old Tampa woman whose report of harassment by a person who turned out to be Petraeus’s mistress ultimately led to Petraeus’s downfall.
Just ‘potentially inappropriate,’ you understand. Let’s not jump to conclusions. Uh-huh. Translation: Now we may have dirty old man Number 2, ladies and gentlemen. But just how involved is Allen with Jill Kelley? There appears to be some serious friendshipping going on here. Is this the military or what!!! Whatever happened to saltpeter?
Let’s see, what have we missed? Just a wacko FBI agent involved in the investigation who’s sending shirtless photos of himself to Jill Kelley.
Yeah, just when you thought it couldn’t get more bizarre. It turns out the federal agent Jill Kelley went to with her complaint about harassing emails from Broadwell became so embroiled in the case that he and Kelley apparently somehow became involved. I mean you don’t just send naked photos after the first interview, right?
Where is Barack Obama? Why, buried under this sweaty dog-pile, that’s where.