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Now we’re down to what most of us, at least those of us with the IQ of a grape, knew this has been leading up to. Did former CIA Director David Petraeus lie to Congress in order to keep his job?
Of course it was being held over Petraeus’s head, and the sword was lowered on Election Day. You don’t have to be a cynic to see that as the ultimate in cynicism. As long as they needed him to give the administration line to quote Bill, everybody was silent. And as soon as the election’s over, as soon as he can be dispensed with, the sword drops and he’s destroyed. I mean, can you imagine what it’s like to be on that pressure and to think it didn’t distort or at least in some way unconsciously influence his testimony? That’s hard to believe.
Anyway, Petraeus, it seems, is anxious to talk. In fact he has volunteered to testify before Congress. Now if he can just avoid stepping on one of the land mines planted on his front porch by a spontaneous flash mob.
This is, in a nutshell, a conspiracy by bitter Republicans everyone. Against Barack Obama because he’s… he’s… he’s not the right color! And stuff.