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Gun Control Works, When Properly Implemented

1357482110_4523_atlantamomGun Control: Shoot a Felon Every Chance You Get…

Fox News:

A Georgia mother shot an ex-convict six times to protect her and her children after he apparently forced his way into the family’s home.

The mom heard knocks on her front door Friday and assumed it was just a solicitor, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported.

She told her 9-year-old twins not to answer the door and, when the visitor began repeatedly ringing the doorbell, she called her husband at his job and he told her to gather the children and hide.

By that time, according to the paper, the intruder had used a crowbar to forcibly enter the home, and made his way to the home office.

“He opens the closet door and finds himself staring down the barrel of a .38 revolver,” Walton County Sheriff Joe Chapman told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

The woman fired six bullets, five of which hit Paul Ali Slater in the face and neck area, Chapman said. But Slater, who has arrests dating to 2008 and was released from jail in August, was still conscious.

“The guy’s face down, crying,” the sheriff said. The woman told him to stay down or she’d shoot again.

Which seemed to work.

Take a Deep Breath… Aim, Let Out Breath Slowly, Squeeeeeeze Trigger…

ABC News cannot understand why this woman is not in jail.

ABC News:

A young Oklahoma mother shot and killed an intruder to protect her 3-month-old baby on New Year’s Eve, less than a week after the baby’s father died of cancer.

Sarah McKinley says that a week earlier a man named Justin Martin dropped by on the day of her husband’s funeral, claiming that he was a neighbor who wanted to say hello. The 18-year-old Oklahoma City area woman did not let him into her home that day.

“I’ve got two guns in my hand — is it okay to shoot him if he comes in this door?” the young mother asked the 911 dispatcher. “I’m here by myself with my infant baby, can I please get a dispatcher out here immediately?”

The 911 dispatcher confirmed with McKinley that the doors to her home were locked as she asked again if it was okay to shoot the intruder if he were to come through her door.

“I can’t tell you that you can do that but you do what you have to do to protect your baby,” the dispatcher told her. McKinley was on the phone with 911 for a total of 21 minutes.

This young mother went with the sensible shoot-the-SOB option:  Intruder dead, Mommy safe, baby safe. We wouldn’t want an attitude like this breaking out in places like Sandy Hook Elementary, though.


lettermanTHIS JUST IN:  David Letterman is trying to be a nice person now, you guys…

“I feel better about myself, my relationship with my wife is never better, and it’s just because I want to be the person I always thought I was and probably was pretending I was.” Huh?

Dave said this to fellow TV icon and narcissist Oprah Winfrey in a Sunday interview, on Oprah’s Next Chapter. Which is the chapter that came after what we hoped was the Last Chapter.

Get ready for that phone call, Sarah Palin. Dave’s really a nice person now. No wait. He wants to be a nice person because he was only pretending to be before but thought he was. A nice person. When he was creeping us out by stalking you and your daughters on network television every night.

But Dave feels better about himself now. So now we’re into trying to be Good Dave. Not just pretending to be trying to be… Or something.


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