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You knew this was coming, right? The White House has released a photo of the President in his mom jeans, being a manly man, holding a “rifle to his left shoulder” and shooting little “clay targets” and everything.
Of course, rifles don’t shoot shotgun shells and those little thingies, described as “clay targets,” are clay pigeons. And the President of the United States and Chicago and all you gun-loving NRA members is holding a shotgun (described accurately here for Associated Press benefit), not a rifle. So the media can get their thingy terminologies right in the future.
Dang, if we’d only had Barack in Benghazi.
The photo, released by the mother ship yesterday, comes with an ominous warning for President Obama’s detractors:
Wait… The president probably had nothing to do with the ominous warning part because he’s secure in his manhood and stuff. But… well… Marsha Blackburn better stop making fun of him, is all.
The White House also warns all you mischievous internet types to not mess around with the picture:
“This official White House photograph is being made available only for publication by news organizations and/or for personal use printing by the subject(s) of the photograph. The photograph may not be manipulated in any way and may not be used in commercial or political materials, advertisements, emails, products, promotions that in any way suggests approval or endorsement of the President, the First Family, or the White House.”
Um…. Are you listening, Iowahawk and Ace of Spades?
So the President is too a skeet shooter! And you “skeeters” better shut up. Se habla español.
But isn’t it wonderful you shotgunners can still form a “well regulated militia” without being “infringed” upon, in case the government gets out of control and wants to take your shotguns away. You can still have them… most of them… the ones like Barack shoots…