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As Joy Behar skanks off into the sunset, presumably to find a man she doesn’t have to hold at gunpoint, rumors are circulating that The View will not be offering the show’s conservative wildcard Elisabeth Hasselbeck a new contract.
In a news flash which will, beyond a doubt, profoundly and disturbingly affect a majority of Hot Air readers, various media outlets are now reporting that Elisabeth Hasselbeck will be leaving her current television employment situation next season. She is currently one of the hosts of a show called, “The View,” which I believe is some sort of travel photography collection.
The future of “The View” co-host Elisabeth Hasselback is up in the air. According to two sources familiar with the matter, Hasselbeck will not be returning to the daytime program next season.
In a statement, a spokesperson for “The View” tells TVNewser, “Elisabeth Hasselbeck is a valued member of ‘The View’ and has a long term contract.”…
Well, actually no. It’s because she’s the only one on the show who doesn’t need either a walker or a long toke between segments.
Okay, sorry. But can the producers think of anything else that would make this piece of morning drivel less appealing? Wait. there’s Perez Hilton. Multitudes of bon-bon munching welfare moms with rollers in the their hair will give the show a ratings bump, if they replace Hasselbeck with him. Oh, you should be so lucky, girlfriend!