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Okay, I know this is a waste of time, but what was the mother of those two wild and crazy guys, Tamerlan and Dzhokhar or Tzhokhar or Yortuk or Jorge — or whatever the freak the guy’s name is — Tsarnaev doing in this country anyway?
SHOPLIFTING, THAT’S WHAT!
The mother of the two Chechnyan brothers suspected of setting off two bombs at the Boston Marathon was arrested last year for allegedly stealing $1,600 worth of clothes from an upscale department store.
Zubeidat K. Tsarnaeva, 45, was charged with two counts of malicious/wanton damage and defacement to property after allegedly swiping the merchandise from a Lord & Taylor in Natick, Mass. in June 2012. [More]
Expensive tastes in burqas?
Oh, that old bureaucratic detail. It was either that, or maka the bourgeois… how you say? art-a movies. Whassa gal to do?
WAIT, IT AIN’T OVER:
Zubeidat Tsarnaeva, the mother of Boston Marathon bombers Tamerlan and Tzhokhar Tsarnaevso, made these shocking statements on CNN tonight:
“If they are going to kill him. I don’t care. My oldest son is killed, so I don’t care. I don’t care if my youngest son is going to be killed today. I want the world to hear this. And, I don’t care if I am going to get killed too. And I will say Allahu Akbar!“
Are we all clear on that motive now?
Well, not so much, according to His Enthralledness of The Evening Call To Prayer, Barack Hussein Obama. There are just so danged many meanings for Jihad and Allahu Akbar and whatever that yipping sound was that Omar Sharif made in Lawrence of Arabia.
Let’s not rush to judgment.
No, no, no! There’s more.
THEY WERE ON WELFARE!!!
Doesn’t that just warm the cockles of your heart?
Alleged Boston Bombing mastermind Tamerlan Tsarnaev was receiving government welfare in the years before he and his brother turned on the state of Massachusetts and allegedly killed 3 people and injured more than 200, the state confirmed today.
Tsarnaev and his wife, Katherine Russell, both received welfare benefits for their family, which included their young daughter, until they stopped meeting income eligibility requirements in 2012, according to the Massachusetts Department of Health and Human Services…
The timeline coincides with the years Tamerlan Tsarnaev reportedly became more radicalized in his Muslim beliefs. He was interviewed by the FBI in 2011 after Russia flagged Tsarnaev for his potentially dangerous views…
Both Tsarnaev brothers had previously received government benefits when they came with their parents to the U.S. and received transitional assistance money, the HHS said… [Our emphasis]
Transitional assistance? We haven’t got enough welfare cases, we need to import? From Chechnya? The biggest Islamist hotbed this side of Mecca?
THE OBLIGATORY ‘BIGGER’ QUESTION
Just in case anyone cares…
How much of this money was used to finance Tamerlan Tsarnaev’s bomb-wielding, grenade tossing, gun-toting jihad?
By jihad, we mean the jihad that Barack Hussein Obama seems to have forgotten is the only jihad Americans give a flying flip about. Just to clear that up.
Uh-O… Here comes Marco Rubio, everyone. Yeah, we fixed that! That’s it, yeah, we fixed that!!!