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Okay, this sounded like a good idea, as they say, at the time. The IRS releases an apology admitting that certain ‘low-level employees’ in Cincinnati may have gone… well, did go outside of policy and… um, well… um… targeted… okay targeted, a few groups that have, like, ‘tea’ or ‘party’ or ‘constitution’ or ‘better’ or ‘America’ or ‘flag’ or… well, everybody who bought a Rush Limbaugh tie during the 1990s.
Okay? Apology made. Then, dang it, the guys who were targeted rejected the danged apology! Which everybody knows you cannot do! You have to accept the apology automatically. Because it’s magnanimous and… fair and… and… and… they’re stupid Republicans, dang it!
Still this could work out because everybody knows the tea parties are, like, the Taliban wing of politics or something. They’re like Sarah Palin dangerous. Who shoots caribou. D-A-N-G-E-R-O-U-S.
So the press will probably take a pass. Right. Should work out.
Whew! Good thing the president didn’t know anything about any of this and is outraged and shocked and was out of town—yeah, that’s it, out of town—but will get to the bottom of it. Someday. Soon. When he isn’t too busy with… stuff.
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